“We knew Lady died and they wanted to re home her. My mum persuaded them to let us adopt her.” [x]
FUCKING THANK YOU
Well that answers a question I’ve had for a while now.
me: *accidentally reads for 6 hours straight*
me: *finishes book and doesn’t read again for six months*
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING